That one pale kid

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zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

zultanmalik:

NIALL IS OUT HERE KISSING BOYS AND IVE NEVER BEEN SO ALIVE

Bethany..

taylorswift:

…danced to Shake It Off on Dancing With The Stars.
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((faints))

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2617g1_bethany-derek-jive-dancing-with-the-stars-2014_music

taylorswift:

If, upon seeing this, your first thought was to google “how to make my eyes rainbow colored”, we have the same issues.

taylorswift:

If, upon seeing this, your first thought was to google “how to make my eyes rainbow colored”, we have the same issues.

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alldemfeels:

chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

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I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

at first it sounded like a porno but then

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Is keeping your distance From someone You Have Feelings For right...

Anonymous

broken-suicidal-reality:

It’s best to distance yourself from everyone. Even if people seem to care at some point they will stop. Don’t get attached to anyone

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

a-dark-memory:

bands-n-depression:

Bulletproof love by pierce the veil

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a-dark-memory:

bands-n-depression:

Bulletproof love by pierce the veil

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded